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On the first day, God created the Horse...
from Terry Ciotti Gallo

On the first day of creation, God created the Horse.

On the second day, God created man to serve the Horse.

On the third day, god created all the animals of the earth to spook the Horse when Man was upon his back.

On the fourth day, God created an honest day's work so that Man could labor to pay for keeping the Horse.

On the fifth day, God created the grasses in the field so that the Horse could eat and Man could toil and cleanup after the Horse.

On the sixth day, God created Veterinary Science to keep the Horse healthy and Man broke. 

And finally on the seventh day, God rested and said, "This is Good. This will teach Man humility, it will tire him out and keep him striving ever forward to meet the needs of the Horse." 

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