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1. Always
wait until the last minute to schedule your shoeing appointments. |
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2.
Do not handle your horses' feet at all. Especially the young
ones. |
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3.
Make sure your horses are loose in the pasture when your farrier
arrives. The larger the pasture the better. |
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4. Read
horse magazines so you can instruct your farrier on the latest shoeing
techniques. |
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5.
Fill the shoeing area with as many obstructions as possible.
Dogs and children count extra. |
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6.
Be sure and feed the other horses while the farrier is working. |
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7. Lead
the horses through mud before bringing them to be trimmed or shod. |
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8.
Don't clean your stalls and don't use fly spray. |
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9.
Complain about the bill shortly after pointing out the high price of
your new truck, daughter's horse, boat, etc. |
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10.
Delay paying the bill as long as possible |
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