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Some good quotes. From
Dave Barry
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teen-ager who wants to stay out all night?
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Business conventions are
important because they demonstrate how many people a company can
operate without.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at
4AM. It could be a right number.
Money will buy a fine
dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
Learn from the mistakes
of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Seatbelts are less
confining than wheelchairs.
ff you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.
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